Funny : Men vs...'un-men'

Men vs...'un-men'.....hahahhhahaa..this is goooooood.......

Funny : Good girls vs Bad girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons



Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line


Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better


Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any


Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls


Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms


Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it


Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed


Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place


Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do to, but only for starters


Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?


Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

Funny Jokes: How Come ... Baby Come

.....Once there was a young Red Indian couple who just got married.
After 6 months of marital bliss, the wife was still unable to conceive, so the
husband brought her to the Medicine Man. The husband asked the Medicine
Man: "Many moons come, Many moons go; I come, Baby no come, How come?"

The Medicine Man told the husband to go to the Blue mountains and
meditate there for 9 months. After 9 months had passed, he came down from the
mountains, and was surprised to see that his wife had a baby.

So he brought her again to see the Medicine Man, and the husband asked
him: "Many moons come , Many moons go, I no come, Baby come, How come?" The
Medicine Man turned to the wife for an answer. She replied: "Many moons
come, Many moons go, You no come, Many men come...."