Funny jokes: Fireman and bells

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife,

“You know, we have a great system at the fire station. Bell one ring and we all put on our jackets. Bell two rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell three rings and we are ready to go on the engines.”

“That is superb my dear” says his old lady.

“From now on, we are going to run this house the same way. When I say bell one I want you to strip naked. When I say bell two I want you to jump into bed. When I say bell three we are going to have sex all night” continues the fire fighter.


So the next night the fireman comes home from work and yells,
"Bell one",
and his wife takes of all her clothes.

"Bell two" he shouts and she jumps into bed.

"Bell three" he barks and they begin to have sex.

But after just a couple of minutes his wife yells,
"Bell four"

"What’s this bell four?" the husband asks.

"More hose" she replies "you're nowhere near the fire!"