Funny : India's First Astronaut Landing.....

FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH

Some have heard the news that India has entered into the race for the moon.

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This is the picture of their first returned

Indian astronaut.

Just landed.

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Funny : Good girls vs Bad girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons



Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line


Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better


Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any


Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls


Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms


Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it


Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed


Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place


Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do to, but only for starters


Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?


Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

A Few Short and Funny Jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.

Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
Fred: Your head!

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
Second girl: No, it's imagination.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?
First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.
Mrs Baggy: Tried to?
Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

First witch: My beauty is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

Funny jokes: Mike’s goldfish died

Little Mike was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to he politely asked,

"What are you up to there, Mike?"

"My goldfish died and I've just buried him" replied Mike tearfully without looking up

The neighbor frowned.

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?"

Mike patted down the last piece of earth.

"Well", he replied, "that's because it's inside your cat."