Funny Jokes: Old married couple

Old married couple and the husband is rummaging under the bed where he finds a cardboard box containing two eggs and five thousand pounds.

He goes downstairs to the wife and says, "I've just found this box under the bed with two eggs and five thousand pounds, what's going on?"

"Well" she says "every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in that box."
The old man weighs the situation up and thinks, "Two eggs after 50 years of marriage, I can forgive her that"

"O.K." he says and what about the five thousand pounds?"
"Well" she says, “every time I had a dozen, I sold them!!!!"