A rich man is away on business and phones home.
The maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife.
“She's upstairs shagging her lover” the undiplomatic home-help replies.
“Right” the man says.
“Take out my shotgun and shoot them both”.
The maid leaves, the mean hears two loud shots and she returns.
“What shall I do with the bodies?” she asks.
The man replies “take them out the back and dump them in the swimming pool”.
“What swimming pool?” asks the maid.
“That is 849 9698, isn't it?” the man asks.
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