The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors who were all quite skilled in the latest medical techniques. None of them could figure out how to cure him, or even what ailed him.
Finally, a wise old physician was brought in. After an hour, he came out and told the
cardinals that the bad news was that the Pope had a difficult disorder of the testicles -- terminal blue balls.
He said that the good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was to have sex a couple of times. Well, of course this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length.
Finally they went to the Pope himself with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, "I reluctantly agree, but only under four very strict conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite and uproar. Over all of the noise there came a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?" The room immediately stilled.
The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. And third, she must be mute so that if she somehowmfigures it all out, she can tell no one."
After another long pause, a voice finally asked, "And the fourth condition?" The Pope replied, "BIG TITS!"
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